i think i’m gay
dude sitting next to me when he saw cap in that tight white shirt (via ewbuckybarnes)
qoax: dichotomized: A farmer in China has spared the life of a two-legged lamb after being inspired by its struggle to survive. Vets have told the farmer that the birth defect could be genetic or the result of chemical pollution. “He doesn’t mind,” Cui added. “He has such a friendly personality and I don’t think he even realises he’s disabled.” omg
I hate when people say “I love your tumblr but can you post less of-” like no bitch this aint build-a-blog
the best part about being the little spoon while cuddling is being able to rub your butt against the person’s junk
The best part about being the big spoon while cuddling is getting to rub your junk against the person’s butt
The best part about the big spoon is that it lets me get bigger portions of ice cream as I cry alone in my room.
Three types of people
and everyone on this site is the 3rd person
if you were a twin in ancient rome they would name the firstborn and then name the secondborn after the firstborn
if your older twin’s name was geminus, your name would be anti-geminus
that is the equivalent of naming your children steve and not steve
so what happened when triplets were born
Steve, Not Steve, Definitely Not Steve.
My goal in life is to introduce Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Angel to every single person who watches Supernatural and Teen Wolf.
Because odds are neither would exist if not for Buffy.
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i really like the idea of a fantasy setting but in modern times. elves on smart phones and taking pictures for their instagram. dwarves getting into console wars and calling each other casual gamers. mages casting dangerous spells for the vine. i want it.
"Dude I dunno, necromancy is pretty fucked up." "Do it for the vine."
I can imagine elves would always be hanging out at starbucks
diggly: somewhereinthefog: otter-cha0s: tanxsinx: ichthyologist: Scientists Successfully Implant Lungs into Fish Scientists have successfully created a goldfish that is capable of breathing atmospheric air. Using advanced microsurgery techniques, researchers at the New South Wales Veterinary Institute implanted a pair of frog lungs into the fish, which survived out of water for 2 hours. The lungs were connected to the respiratory surface that were naturally found in the gills. The fish was able to conduct gas exchange through the lungs instead of the gills, which allowed it to breath in a terrestrial environment. A very humid chamber was constructed for the goldfish so that it did not dehydrate. Find out more Image: KSL.org why SCIENCE ISN’T ABOUT WHY IT’S ABOUT WHY NOT FUCK ALL Y’ALL When life gives you lemons don’t make lemonade Make life take the lemons BACK GET MAD I DONT WANT YOUR DAMN GILLS GIVE ME FUCKING LUNGS
do you ever get mad because there’s so much wasted potential in characters and relationships and plotlines in some shows
I like how it’s “Captain America: The Winter Soldier” and “Thor: The Dark World” and then Iron Man is just like, fuck the bullshit, we’re just callin’ this thing “Iron Man 3”.
Because a secondary title would imply it’s also about something other than Iron Man. And we all know how well that would work out.
“Iron Man 3: Tony Stark”
Iron Man 3: The Tony Starkening.
So my German teacher told us this story once
He was in Germany, sitting outside, observing an American family with two young children who did not speak German. This one drunk man, who is totally hammered and can hardly walk happens to stand nearby and start peeing on the wall. The little girl, disgusted, says, “Gross!” To which the man replies, “Danke,” (German for ‘thank you’). In German, the word ‘gross’ means ‘big’.